Fake Your Death Not Your Orgasms Funny Cross Stitch Pattern

$4.20

This pattern was inspired by an Instagram account I follow, @drsprankle and when I read his post, I nearly spit out my coffee. I knew I had to stitch it and create a pattern to go along with it. The finished piece is also available in my shop!

Counted modern cross stitch chart and a hilarious addition to your home decor. PDF pattern included

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🪡 Instant Download

🪡Fabric Recommended: 18 Count White Aida

🪡 Colors Required: 5

🪡 Thread: I recommend 2 strands of DMC on Full Stitches

🪡 Stitches Used: Full Cross Stitches

🪡 Best for Beginner Stitchers and Above

🪡 Will Fit a 6 Inch Hoop

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💻 PDF includes pattern in color blocks and DMC floss legend

💻 Please note that this is a PATTERN ONLY. No supplies included.

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This pattern was inspired by an Instagram account I follow, @drsprankle and when I read his post, I nearly spit out my coffee. I knew I had to stitch it and create a pattern to go along with it. The finished piece is also available in my shop!

Counted modern cross stitch chart and a hilarious addition to your home decor. PDF pattern included

_________________________________________________

🪡 Instant Download

🪡Fabric Recommended: 18 Count White Aida

🪡 Colors Required: 5

🪡 Thread: I recommend 2 strands of DMC on Full Stitches

🪡 Stitches Used: Full Cross Stitches

🪡 Best for Beginner Stitchers and Above

🪡 Will Fit a 6 Inch Hoop

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💻 PDF includes pattern in color blocks and DMC floss legend

💻 Please note that this is a PATTERN ONLY. No supplies included.

This pattern was inspired by an Instagram account I follow, @drsprankle and when I read his post, I nearly spit out my coffee. I knew I had to stitch it and create a pattern to go along with it. The finished piece is also available in my shop!

Counted modern cross stitch chart and a hilarious addition to your home decor. PDF pattern included

_________________________________________________

🪡 Instant Download

🪡Fabric Recommended: 18 Count White Aida

🪡 Colors Required: 5

🪡 Thread: I recommend 2 strands of DMC on Full Stitches

🪡 Stitches Used: Full Cross Stitches

🪡 Best for Beginner Stitchers and Above

🪡 Will Fit a 6 Inch Hoop

_________________________________________________

💻 PDF includes pattern in color blocks and DMC floss legend

💻 Please note that this is a PATTERN ONLY. No supplies included.

I take a lot of care when I create my patterns, however, mistakes can be made. If for any reason, you have issues with the design or technology of the pattern you have purchased, please reach out! I will do my best to fix it and get you on your way to stitching! Thank you again 💜