The Art

I take great care in creating patterns and finished pieces that I would want in my home. Each one is hand made by me, original, and I am always excited for them to find their forever home. Art made with love….and probably a few swear words.

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Cannabis Holding This Shit Show Together Finished Cross Stitch
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Love and Cat Hair Cross Stitch Pattern
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Love and Dog Hair Cross Stitch Pattern
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Anxious AF Funny Embroidery Pattern
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It's The Way You Make Me Feel Cannabis Cross Stitch Pattern
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Jesus is My Drug of Choice Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern | Cannabis Art | Cannabis and Religion Cross Stitch Pattern
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Cannabis Self Care Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky Cannabis and Titties Cross Stitch Chart and Pattern
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I Fucking Dissent Cross Stitch Pattern
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WAP- Wild About Pot Funny Cannabis Cross Stitch Pattern
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Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom Funny Cross Stitch Pattern
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Break My Pussy Not My Heart Snarky Valentine's Cross Stitch Pattern
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Cannabis Plus Coffee Equals Love Funny Cannabis Cross Stitch Pattern
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Weed Be a Perfect Fit Funny Cannabis Cross Stitch Pattern
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Life Isn't All Cupcakes and Handjobs Snarky Dessert Cross Stitch Pattern
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Masturbation is Self Care Funny Cross Stitch Pattern
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Fake Your Death Not Your Orgasms Funny Cross Stitch Pattern
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Fuck This Shit Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
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Anxious As Fuck Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
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Desserts Not Dicks Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky Food Art | NSFW Cross Stitch Pattern
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Fucks or Flowers Mental Health Cross Stitch Pattern | Instant Download Floral Cross Stitch Pattern | Modern Cross Stitch NSFW Chart
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MILF in Training Funny Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern | NSFW Modern Cross Stitch Pattern | Unique Mother's Day Gifts
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Shit Just Got Fucky Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern | NSFW Fiber Art | Modern Cross Stitch Pattern
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Heal Your Shit Cross Stitch Pattern | Mental Health Cross Stitch | Hand Made Cross Stitch Wall Decor Pattern
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Dark Harbinger of Chaos and Sexual Anarchy Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern | Queer Cross Stitch | Modern Fiber Art Pattern
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Support Your F*cking Community Cross Stitch Pattern | Pride Art | Modern Cross Stitch Pattern
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If Your Brain Were A Drug Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky Valentine Cross Stitch | Funny TV Quote Fiber Art
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If you feel so inclined, please donate to one of these charities below. These charities do a lot of work in causes that are important to me. 💜

You can also support me directly by “Buying Me a Coffee.”

Central Oregon Peacekeepers

Planned Parenthood

Oregon Justice Resource Center

The Trevor Project

What My Customers Are Saying

 

“I literally spit tea on my cat after reading this.”

— Nicole

 

“I can’t wait to hang this up! It is so cute and exactly as it looks online. Highly recommend.”

— Allyson

“LOOKS SO GOOD! Perfect gift.”

— Ashley

 

“Absolutely beautiful and so well done. I am in love with this cross stitch. Fast shipping and sweet seller.”

— Sally